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VISIT SPAIN The capital city of Spain is Madrid - right in the middle of the country. You must see the San Francisco el Grande Cathreral. The Sabatini Gardens offers uniquely geometric shaped plants. The capital (Madrid) is perhaps not considered to be much of an attraction. The country, with coasts, beaches, and adorable Valencia and small unique cities, is what you will want to experience. MALLORCA This is a tourist island, perhaps known for the composer Chopins stay. His works are performed in concerts here during summers. Some areas are so commercial with clubs that prices are quoted in british pounds instead of Euros. Its drinking and dancing. Valldemosas has a Hollywood touch, as movie star Michael Douglas have financed an exhibition. La Fiore have glass-blowers. Lime stone caves. Halms are fish-hook shaped lime stones. Alcudia is an excellent place for your yards. It’s a bit windy here. Santa Ana is the oldest church on the island. Build 800 years ago. Eight million visitors a year. IBIZA The trance and dance island with shows and youngsters drinking and partying. The island is a bit south of Mallorca. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you will share your tourist pictures with the rest of the world on these pages, then kindly e-mail the pictures for our flash-slidemovie: k.photo@jubii.dk On behalf of the world, we thank you. Please return to this page later at www.Festkatalog.dk, and win a vacation/journey.

YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING Andorra=140.000 Euro Brazil=360 mill. Euro Germany=160 mill. Euro Greece=21.6 mill. Euro Russia=290 mill. Euro Australia=40 mill. Euro China=2.6 bill. Euro

Jolly Danes practising their humour. No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

A touch of Royal Sex? Visit Amalienborg

Royal Sex Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex. For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10. It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists. Sex with a royal touch.

Danish Humour The Danes are very humouristic. Here is a good joke: ``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?" (The joke is no longer).

CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines. The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards. Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther. Source: Encarta

The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system. Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.

Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system. The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws. Go to our management section to learn more about law.

The Tasmanian Devil The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down. The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves. Now Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania. Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.

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