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VISIT UNITED KINGDOM / ENGLAND

London is the capital of the United Kingdom/England. The city is divided by the Thames River, and the North and South cities are connected by bridges. The most famous bride is The Tower Bridge.

Tower of London is the castle right by the bridge.

Going west you will come to the area of The Houses of Parliament, which is the government building.
Westminster Abbey is the national church.

In England they have a monarch. Buckingham Palace is the official residence of the British monarch. Winsor is a bit ways out of the central city.

Freedom of speech has been practised for years in Hyde Park. No one may listen to you, but you can always stand on a chair and say things. Interesting.

 

You will certainly have to visit:

Big Ben
Piccadilly Circus
Tower Bridge
St.
Paul's Cathedral
Buckingham Palace
Victoria Station
Tower Castle

If you will share your tourist pictures with the rest of the world on these pages, then kindly e-mail the pictures for our flash-slidemovie: k.photo@jubii.dk
On behalf of the world, we thank you.

Please return to this page later 2006 at www.festkatalog.dk, and win a vacation/journey.
 

 

 

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YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING

Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
 

 

 

 

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Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

 

 

 

A touch of Royal Sex?
Visit Amalienborg
 

 

 

 

 Royal Sex

Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex.

For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10.

It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
 

 

 

 

Danish Humour

The Danes are very humouristic.
Here is a good joke:

``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?"

(The joke is no longer).

 

 

 

 


CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines.

The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.

Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther.

Source: Encarta

 

 

 


The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about
Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
 

 

 

 


Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.

The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
 

 

 

 


The Tasmanian Devil

The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now
Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from
Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.
 

 

 

 

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