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The Vikings

Yes, the vikings were rather cruel.
We suggest that you take the train to the city of
Roskilde, which is probably the best viking center for tourists.

Nowadays vikings are more relaxed and moderate in their behaviours.
Imagine just 27 generations since Erik The Red, who discovered
America, everyone has cooled off.
 

 

 


 

 

 

 

MEDIEVAL CENTRE

If you are interested in Vikings you may also be interested in the period following directly after the viking age.
In Nykøbing Falster - approx. 100 kilometers south of
Roskilde - there has been created an authentic city of the 13- to 14th Century.
Knights have a tournament on wednesdays. There are medieval war-machines being fired, market, and entertainment.

 

 


 

 

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YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING

Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
 

 

 

 

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Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

 

 

 

A touch of Royal Sex?
Visit Amalienborg
 

 

 

 

 Royal Sex

Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex.

For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10.

It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
 

 

 

 

Danish Humour

The Danes are very humouristic.
Here is a good joke:

``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?"

(The joke is no longer).

 

 

 

 


CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines.

The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.

Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther.

Source: Encarta

 

 

 


The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about
Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
 

 

 

 


Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.

The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
 

 

 

 


The Tasmanian Devil

The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now
Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from
Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.
 

 

 

 

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