VISIT TIVOLI Tivoli is a charming amusement park with lots of restaurants and dining places. The entrance fee is about 10 dollars (adult). Classical music and jazz can be experienced free from several pavillions. The concert hall stages larger performances ... often free. Fun rides can be paid by the tour, or by purchasing a tour-pass allowing endless rides. Two nights a week, there will be fireworks at closing time, 23:15. WORTH KNOWING ABOUT TIVOLI The opening season is from medio April to medio September. A new successful event is a Halloween event one week medio October. From medio November to the end of December there is a Santa Claus Event. Return to this page later 2006, and read more.

Jolly Danes practising their humour. No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines. The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards. Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther. Source: Encarta

YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING Andorra=140.000 Euro Brazil=360 mill. Euro Germany=160 mill. Euro Greece=21.6 mill. Euro Russia=290 mill. Euro Australia=40 mill. Euro China=2.6 bill. Euro

A touch of Royal Sex? Visit Amalienborg

Danish Humour The Danes are very humouristic. Here is a good joke: ``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?" (The joke is no longer).

Royal Sex Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex. For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10. It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists. Sex with a royal touch.

The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system. Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.

Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system. The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws. Go to our management section to learn more about law.

The Tasmanian Devil The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down. The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves. Now Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania. Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.

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