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VISIT SPORTS
SOCCER
The major sport is
soccer. The danish rivals are teams FCK and Brøndby.
A lot of innocent people are knocked down on the streets before these sportclubs meet. So, be sure you are not a tourist in
Copenhagen if these teams meet each other.
BICYCLING
Bicycling is - like in Holland - something big in Denmark. A bicycle team is holding heads high,
when it comes to the giant European event, Tour de France - bicycling in France.
Americans, Armstrong, is said to be doped, however, the Danish team
outnumber the doping. Every time you see a winning Dane, you'll say: ``He
is probably doped".
Walk about during rush-hour in Copenhagen and say: ``He's probably doped".
SWIMMING
Hveger is the sir-name of a lady, who really
knocked out the feet of many male Danes. Adorable woman.
Now she is out. ...............etc
Return to this page
later this year and learn more about the teams and sport in general. We are
constantly creating
and developing this website.
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YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING
Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
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Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and
a Dane.
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A
touch of Royal Sex?
Visit
Amalienborg
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Royal Sex
Due to freedom of press the general public,
and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center
for buy-sex.
For more information and direct telephone
number Amalienborg can be contacted on
(+45) 33 40 10 10.
It is probably the only European royal house
with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
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Danish Humour
The Danes are very humouristic.
Here is a good joke:
``Would you like to assist Rudy and the
Prince in catching paedofiles?"
(The joke is no longer).
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CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in
newspapers and magazines.
The first registered cartoon is an anonymous
woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499.
It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.
Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing
the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the
religious leader Martin Luther.
Source: Encarta
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The Queen of the Margrethe
Thorhildur regime has of course numerous
assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the
old boys". And read about Tasmania,
and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
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Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.
The judges does a
fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's
signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
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The Tasmanian Devil
The Danish stasi system is still very
effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to
the queens police and authorities. It's a
good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized
her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying,
for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from Tasmania
or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour
will be endless.
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