VISIT NIGHTLIFE FUN PARKS Tivoli is adoring with lights and activities. Fantastic for travelling families. Very nice restaurants, where adults may dine and wine, while the kids run around. Bakken Amusement park could be a good alternative, but situated outside Copehagen by a deer park. CINEMA Cinemas is a waste of time, because you can see the movies at home. The exception maybe if you wish to watch a Danish movie at a Danish movie theater. As the language is different than yours, it's fun to observe how people laugh and cry of things you do not understand. In the city area look for Palads, Palladium, Grand. The biggest screen is found at Imperial. DANCING Want to meet the local dancing Danes, then go to Damhuskroen (live disco/dance, age 25-55), Rocazino (live rock/funk, age 30-45), The Rock (heavy band), Emma (nice discoteque, age 25-40). PIANO BAR Jolly crazy and partying danes at Skindbuksen. If you go next door to Parnas you will have danish dinner menues plus cosy piano. Sofisticated piano-dinnermusic is at Hotel Imperial. Most restaurants cannot afford live music. PUBS There a pubs all over the city. CONCERT If you feel more like concert, then check out Pumpehuset, Vega, Tivoli Concert Hall. VIEWS Want to overview the city, then buy a drink or two at Hotel Scandinavia (Radisson). CASINO Need to spend your money on a casiono, you have the choise of going to Radisson, or to Hotel Marienlyst. --- MUSIC PLACES --- Please search for these names: Pumpehuset Amager Bio The Rock Søpavillonen Vanløse Kulturhus Krudttønden Vega Studenterhuset Blågård's Apotek Tjili Pop Café Kellerdirk Karens Minde Copenhagen Jazzhouse Stengade 30 Huset Magstræde Lades KafCaféen Loppen Bartof Café K-I-B Den Sorte Diamant DropInn Rust Mojo Return to this page later.

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Jolly Danes practising their humour. No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

A touch of Royal Sex? Visit Amalienborg

Royal Sex Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex. For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10. It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists. Sex with a royal touch.

Danish Humour The Danes are very humouristic. Here is a good joke: ``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?" (The joke is no longer).

CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines. The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards. Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther. Source: Encarta

The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system. Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.

Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system. The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws. Go to our management section to learn more about law.

The Tasmanian Devil The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down. The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves. Now Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania. Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.

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