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VISIT
DENMARK - INSPIRATION

April 1st 2006 Mrs. Dorte Kiilerich is taking the seat as ``responsible director" (Managing Director) for Visit Denmark, responsible for the branding of the north European EU-administration area Denmark.
Mrs. Kiilerich started as Sales- and Marketing Director in 2004, after a previous career at Innovation Norway - which is the tourist organisation for the non-EU administration area
Norway.


WHAT TO VISIT

Copenhagen is the main attraction for tourists.
However, a one hour train-ride to
Odense drops you at the house of author Hans Christian Andersen. Mr. Hans Christian moved to Copenhagen, and you can actually see his homes in Nyhavn (New Harbour) right in the city by Kongens Nytorv and the pedestrian street.
A train-ride in the opposite direction of
Copenhagen, takes you to Helsingør, where you can visit the Kronborg Castle.


BIG COMPANIES

The Scandinavia administration areas have some world famous companies.
The biggest is perhaps Maersk (30 billion dollars a year), the head-quarters, which you can see strolling down the waterfront front from Amalienborg to The Little Mermaid.(To this figure you must add the turnover of Netto, Foetex, and Bilka - I assume).
Arla Foods, starting year 2000, is owned by 10.600 Danish and Swedish milkproducers, and now employ 21.000 people. The financial turnover is about 8 billion dollars (about 8 billion Euros). The cartoon drawers from Jyllands Posten, who made 1.000 dollars out of upsetting and pissing on people, created a negative income of 180 million dollars for Arla Foods. Plus, of course, the cartoon drawers created a negative income for Maersk.
Novo, a medicine company with the fantastic Director Lars, worked itself up to about 4 billion dollars (3.5 billione Euros).
Now, listen to this story. Last year, a couple of young boys belov the age of 30 years, cashed them with 3.5 billion Euros for having created the internet phonesystem, Skype. With the stroke of a computer-mouse they are now the second richest in
Denmark.
The creator still lives in a small flat in
Copenhagen, and still eats just one beef a day.
 

 

 

The population of the EU area Denmark is about 5.5 million.
Greater Copenhagen holds 1.3 million. Danes were very open to muslim fugitives, and thus a great part of the population are now building the bridge between the cultures of the Middle East and Europe. Danes are ``immigrants" from all over Europe, who simply walked into Scandinavia after the ice-age 10.000 years ago.
The native language is Danish, although most people also speak English nowadays. The Danes have a relaxed kind of humour, because it's a small country.
 

 

 

 

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YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING

Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
 

 

 

 

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Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

 

 

 

A touch of Royal Sex?
Visit Amalienborg
 

 

 

 

 Royal Sex

Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex.

For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10.

It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
 

 

 

 

Danish Humour

The Danes are very humouristic.
Here is a good joke:

``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?"

(The joke is no longer).

 

 

 

 


CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines.

The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.

Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther.

Source: Encarta

 

 

 


The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about
Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
 

 

 

 


Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.

The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
 

 

 

 


The Tasmanian Devil

The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now
Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from
Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.
 

 

 

 

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