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Everyone visit the pedestrian street of Copenhagen.

SHOPPING
You will find little shops and big department stores like Magasin and Illum.
Also, Royal
Copenhagen, Bing & Grøndahl.

FOOD
You will of course find McDonald, pizza restaurants, Chinese, and similar dining places, but why not go down to the end of the pedestrian street, and try out the local Danish “smørrebrød” – open face sandwiches. They’re quite unique, and decorated for any personal taste.

GOOD ADVICE:
If you need cash money then DO NOT cash on the pedestrian street. Go instead to Forex at the Central Train Station and save a lot of money because of better rates.
In
Denmark you use ``kroner" as the basic currency. However, shops on the pedestrian street often do accept Euro.

SIGHT SEEING
The Hellingånds Church is at the middle of the long pedestrian street, At
noon, 12 o’clock they provide a small service followed by an organ piece played on the unique organ. The whole ceremony last for 25 minutes, so do take the time to listen to the organ and the word of God. All people of all religions are welcome.
By Gammel Torv you will find the city court building. Close to this square you see the Cathedral of Copenhagen.
By the fountain named Storkespringvandet, which is actually not what it claims to be, you can get a clear view of the government building of the administration area
Denmark.
At the one end of the pedestrian street you will find the
Copenhagen Town Hall Square, and at the other end you will find Kongens Nytorv and Nyhavn (New Harbour) dining area. By this square, you can see the building belonging to Jyllandsposten, which insulted the Muhammedans of the world. The Danish minister of State approved the insult, because he could get some PR, and become famous. His name is Anders Fogh Rasmussen, and his son is Peter Fogh Rasmussen, who will probably join in his fathers footsteps.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING

Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
 

 

 

 

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Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

 

 

 

A touch of Royal Sex?
Visit Amalienborg
 

 

 

 

 Royal Sex

Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomats, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex.

For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10.

It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
 

 

 

 

Danish Humour

The Danes are very humoristic.
Here is a good joke:

``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedophiles?"

(The joke is no longer).

 

 

 

 


CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines.

The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.

Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther.

Source: Encarta

 

 

 


The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about
Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
 

 

 

 


Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.

The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
 

 

 

 


The Tasmanian Devil

The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now
Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from
Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.
 

 

 

 

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