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AMALIENBORG

Amalienborg is four palaces circled around a square. It has a garden by the waterfront of the harbour.

Down the street you will find the Marble Church.

The population of Amalienborg is about 35 persons and personalities.
According to i.e. the phone directory such are:
Jørgen Konge,
Poul Larsen,
Poul Erik Larsen,
Eugen Olsen,
Sybille Bruun,
Niels Hansen,
Margrethe Thorhildur,
Sydney M. Middleton,
Alexandra Manley,
Karin af Rosenborg,
John Bøge,
Karen Mejer,
Peter Kristiansen,

...and many more.

The KRAK directory can be found at the liberary.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





 

 

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ROYAL SEX

The lonely marching guard thinking of royal sex. Why? How?

The guard is not under age, but he adores and look up to the royals and baronesses.

On this page you will find the phone number to sex with a royal touch for tourists.
All the Danes know about this.
If you are a diplomat, you can contact His Majesty Mr. Henning Fode for more secret information (+45 33 401010).

If you like young boys, or if you are a boy liking princes, this is the phone number to the Prince.
If you like little girls, you can call Frederik and ask for his Baron’s contacts. Likewise if you are a girl wanting contact with a real Baron, who is related to a Prince, and the Maersk family, which is one the richest in the whole world, you should definitely call 33401010.

ALSO ON THIS PAGE

The royal blackmailing in the royal monarchy.
A prince who eat dogs.
Royal income.
Danish humour.
A prince planning a coup d'etate, urging to become a queen.

 

 

Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildur has taken the responsibility for the management and administration of the monarchy/democracy.
There are several rumours about the DNA of her son, and her husband, Henri. Ask any Dane from the
Copenhagen area, or the Police research dept.
 

 

 


 

 

 


NUMEREOUS KINGS AND
QUEENS

There are numerous kings and queens in the world. Europe has a large concentration of them. They often live in houses/palaces, and are sponsored by the public taxpayers. Usually they cannot walk freely about in the streets like other people, which explains the reason for them to live in big estates, like castles.

Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs regime represent the area Denmark.
Mr. Carl Gustaf represent the area
Sweden, and Mr. Harald represent Norway.
Mr. Juan Carlos represent the Spanish administration area of
Europe, while Mr. Hans Adam represent the Liechtenstein. Monaco is represented by Mr. Rainier, and Luxembourg is represented by Mr. Henri.
The
Belgium administration area is represented by Mr. Albert, while Holland is represented by Beatrix.
Last, but not least, the
Great Britain taxation area is represented by Mrs. Elizabeth.

These families live within the EU (European Union).
Want to know more about, how to become a king?

Return to this page later in year 2007, and learn more about the Danish Coup d'Etate, which almost turned Europe into The Third World War in 1992.

 

 

 


 

 

FK06-0312 (c) 2006 Comlines.dk www.Festkatalog Street sleeping hobo under the management of Thorhildur.

AMALIENBORG INCOME

Occasionally it is exposed in the press. The son of mrs. Margrethe gets an income of 14.525.727 kroner, approximately 2 million Euro a year  tax-free.
According to Mr. Niels Hansen, Amalienborg, who is now sponsoring the re-construction of the rotten fundament of Amalienborg, claims, it is a low apanage, wherefore Mr. Hansen in 2005 donated a gift to Mr. Frederik and Mary amounting approximately 50 million Euro.

Read more about how the Danish Royal family, Mrs. Margrethe, redicules the Swedish Royal family, Mr. Gustaf.

 





  The one to the right is the police’s paedophile suspect.

THE THORHILDUR FAMILY

Mrs. Thorhildur announced that she'd be on her throne, as her father died in 1972. She will be followed by her son, Mr. Frederik, which genetic father is known as ``factor O". Factor O died a few years ago.
The family is known to be a bit peculiar. The one prince eat dogs. The heads of family sleeps separately and does strange stuff not fit able for the printed press.
The glamour is there, though, and the new princesses will have to learn to accept the facts. The glamour is kept optimal by the magazines Billed Bladet and See & Hore.
The secret criminal investigation of the princes behaviours in
Laos, Thailand, etc., is a continuous story ... and very interesting. The pre-investigation supports Mary and Frederik, and if you are from Belgium, your assistance will be highly appreciated.

Read more about danish humour.
Read more about Famous Danes and the new elite.


The family has hired thieves, such as Sveistrup, and militant leaders who join in on the planning of coup d'etate. The hired Court Presidents seems to attempt to ridicule the family, and the familys organisation of the subjects in their society. Apparently court protocol fraudery is tagged as ``normal procedure", which turn things up and down occationally.
The investigating police, hired and structured under the management of the family, redicules the leader and chief by not even attempting to investigate the ``normal procedures". And police officers even get paid to harass people and commit other types of crimes. Wellpaid employed subjects earn good money opening mail and envelopes, snatching computers, and all kinds of things. ``We represent the Queen/King".
The figure of totally abducted/disappeared people within the regime of Margrethe The Queen since 1972, and based on interviews with i.e. intelligence people (1958-2007), amounts to several thousands - probably 6.000 persons. This is even more impressive than the Pinochet administration, but perhaps not as impressive as Mrs. Thorhildurs close friends, Ceausescu, in
Rumania.

This organisation structure is now spreading to Greece and Tasmania/Australia.

The Danes certainly have some humour, and freedom of speech. Ask Jyllands Posten.

Read more about Micro Nations, and how to start your own kingdom/republic/anarki/despoti/democracy.
Read moe about Mrs. Thorrhildurs supporters, and well-paid subjects.



THE QUEEN CANNOT TAME HER HUSBAND

Occasionally he creates a big laugh when ridiculing his family and the organisation structure. Several times he has uttered a desire of becoming the title ``King".  Taking into account that anyone can become a king without any election all over the whole world, it's kind of ridiculous when the prince to the queen utters a demand of becoming a king. He is not even elected in the country. He is not even born in the country of
Denmark, and he seems to forget that his new daughter-in-law has to check his sexual behaviours around the world ... and perhaps do a criminal investigation.
What's the prince's idea? Misusing his immunity and overtaking the throne of the queen?
Return to this page and study more about, when a prince wishes to become a king.
And, or, when a queen is a king. And, or, when a king is a queen.
Drag. Don't drag monarchy into the mud.


ROYAL FUN

The monarchy is rather interesting. It indicates what the Tasmanians are going to feel. For instance; the queen Margaret and her successor Mary Elizabeth (known in
Tasmania as Mary Donaldson) has organised their system, so that the authorities commit financial fraud. Fraud is tagged ``normal procedures".
Many hundred cases of financial fraud deals with Mr. Erik Fabrin, who's in charge of the lower organisation of Mrs. Margaret and Mary. They simply do not pay the money they owe to companies, when companies do service for them. You can contact Mrs. Haaning, Blæksprutten (
North Jylland), or Ms. Katia Østergaard, Dansk Erhverv, or, Mr Høgild at KA Pleje.
Where does the ``black money" go in the central administration? Well, ask the police. Mrs. Margrethe is the chief of the investigation police.
Oh, Danish humor is unlimited.

THE DEATH OF A KING

It is still (May 2008) party talk how King Frederik, Margrethe Thorhildurs father, died. Everyone close to This Majesty seems to agree that the doctors tag for the cause of His death was merely a cover up for a planned elimination / assassination.
Morten Olufsen, who was the right hand to this particular king, died later, but the rumour goes, that the genes of the born prince Frederik in 1968 actually belong to Mr. Morten.
The cover-up process had already begun in 1971, and at the end of that year, the King caught his “illness”.
If you stroll down Hovedvagtsgade (by Café Victor) you can find the lawyers dealing with this case …. Secretly, of course.
Also, check into the Jauer cases of deaths, and the BT-photographer cases.


“IT AINT ALWAYS EASY TO BE ROYAL”

 

 

 

 

 


BOOK RELEASES & LITT

``The Prince And The Little Boys"
Not yet available. Return to this page later.
Expected release 2037.

STORIES ABOUT KINGS
Chr.2. 80-100 assassinated in
Stockholm after having granted them amnesty.
Read more: Johannes V. Jensen ``Kongens Fald"
No more Mr. Nice-Guy Mr. Christian. Imprissoned in Sønderborg. Chr.2. became king of
Scandinavia, Norway, Denmark, and Sweden.

Read more about Margrethe 2., assassinations, coup d'etate, and normal procedures.

Hans Christian Andersen: ``Kongens Drømme", (The Kings Dreams" - a theater play.

Return later to this page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

 

 

 


CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines.

The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.

Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther.

Source: Encarta

 

 

 

YEARLY INCOME
FOR A KING

Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
 

 

 

 


Danish Humour

The Danes are very humouristic.
Here is a good joke:

``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?"

(The joke is no longer).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Royal Sex

Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex.

For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10.

It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
 

 

 

 


The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about
Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
 

 

 

 


Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.

The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
 

 

 

 


The Tasmanian Devil

The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now
Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from
Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.
 

 

 

 

 

 

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