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THE QUEEN, HER MAJESTY MRS. MARGRETHE THORHILDURS WELL PAID OUPS SUBJECTS AND STAFF
Some are caught by the police as thieves, others have engaged in coup d'etate, and criminal offences like court protocol fraudery, document removals, etc.
A fine bunch, so to speak.

HER STATE- AND DISTRICT ATTORNEYS
Michael Clan
Karsten Hjorth
Henning Fode
etc.

HER SUPREME COURT PRESIDENTS
Peter Christensen
Niels Pontoppidan
Jacques Deleuran
Torben Melchior

HER MILITARY
Christian Hvidt
Kjeld Hillingsøe

HER HOFMARSKALLAT
Søren Sveistrup
Niels Eilschou-Holm
Per Thornit
Lis M. Frederiksen
Mogens Wahl

HER MAJESTYS HONOURED STORKORS
Uffe Ellemann-Jensen
Jacques Deleuran

The list is non-complete.
Return later to this page for updates.

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DANISH WATERGATE.
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DANISH HUMOUR.
Return to page VISIT AMALIENBORG.

 


THE QUEENS STAFF

STATE ATTORNEY
Known for removing and withholding papers.

DISTRICT ATTORNEY
Known for drunk driving.

MINISTER OF TAX
Known for international narcotic finance.

THE PRINCE's FRIENDS
Known for beating up people. Drugs.

ADMINISTRATION
Stealing from Maersk shop.

THE LOYAL PRESS
Rediculing muslims.

COURT OF LAW
Spitting judges - yes, physically spitting judges apparently according to the law. Falsification with court protocols. All normal procedures.

 

Return to this column at a later date and learn more.

 

 

 

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YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING

Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
 

 

 

 

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Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

 

 

 

A touch of Royal Sex?
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 Royal Sex

Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex.

For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10.

It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
 

 

 

 

Danish Humour

The Danes are very humouristic.
Here is a good joke:

``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?"

(The joke is no longer).

 

 

 

 


CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines.

The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.

Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther.

Source: Encarta

 

 

 


The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about
Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
 

 

 

 


Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.

The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
 

 

 

 


The Tasmanian Devil

The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now
Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from
Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.
 

 

 

 

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