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DIRTY RESTAURANTS

The Danish authorities has a system, where Smiley indicates the health-quality of a restaurant or dining place. Some places are very-very dirty, and others can occationally do a mistake, which the restaurant corrects immediately.

The list of healty and unhealty restaurants can be found on the internet (search for ``smiley"), and we have appreciated the daily newspaper BT's list, which we are bringing to you right here on this page.
These are some of the worst 240 restaurants, out of a total of 22.479 restaurants in
Denmark.
For your convenience we are listing the WORST restaurants by the city-area.

Newspaper BT says:
``AVOID THESE RESTAURANTS!!
DIRTY RESTAURANTS
"
Minus 4 is the worst and the lowest catagory. Often repeatedly bad.
Here we bring some of the dirty restaurants of the major tourist cities. Print it, and bring it with you on your excusion through the cities. Do remember that 400.000 Danes get sick from bad food each year.

THIS IS THE LIST OF DIRTY RESTAURANTS

COPENHAGEN (the capital city)
Bellano Pizzeria
Bingo Bar
Buonasera Pizzeria
Burskovs Tivoli (Pølsevogn)
Cafe Bernhard
Cafe Ketchup
Cafe Risico
Cafe Rytme Hans
Cafe Wilders
China Grill
Dilan Pizza
Frederiks
Grande
Grill Cafeteria
Helges Pølser
Herfølge Kro
Hos Steen Dyrehavsbakken
Il Gambero Rosso
Indisk Restaurant
Industrigrillen
Jacob's Full House
Karryhuset
Kastrupfortet
Kildebakkens Pizzaria
Klai Dinner
Kroghs Fiskerestaurant
Langelinie Pavillionen
Lebenese Grill
Maria Snack
Mørkhøj Grill
Oliven, Restaurant & Bar
Pastamania
Pavillon Kafe Kopka
Pavillion Vagabondos
Pizzaria Regina
Politistationen Amager
Restaurant El Mirasol
Restaurant Kanaljen
Restaurant Da Marco Al Casaletto
Shell Service Butik
Statoil Servicecenter
Steak House
Ståls Pølsebod
Tapas Bar ApS
The Mexican Restaurant
Vagabonden Pizza
Vigerslev Kro
Xzile Net.Play.Cafe
Zanchin Sushi
Zoo Bar
Zum Biergarten
Omer's Pizzabar

HELSINGØR (the Hamlet city)
Bøfgården
Havnegrillen
Restaurant Punjab

AALBORG
Akko Pizza
Cafe Base Lounge
Elika Pizza
Flintstone Pizza
Gaucho
Jensens Bøfhus
Le Basillilic
Pizza House
Va Bene Pizza

AARHUS
Restaurant XL

Scandic Hotel

Statistics by  Fødevaredirektoratet.
Total: 22.479 restaurants, eating, and dining places in
Denmark.
Of these are approximately 16.958 good.
Approximately 4.291 are fine, but have gotten a remark.
Approximately 132 are sad and bad.
Approximately 241 restaurants provide a DIRTY quality with health risks for you.
 

 

 

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YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING

Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
 

 

 

 

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Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

 

 

 

A touch of Royal Sex?
Visit Amalienborg
 

 

 

 

 Royal Sex

Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex.

For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10.

It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
 

 

 

 

Danish Humour

The Danes are very humouristic.
Here is a good joke:

``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?"

(The joke is no longer).

 

 

 

 


CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines.

The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.

Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther.

Source: Encarta

 

 

 


The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about
Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
 

 

 

 


Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.

The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
 

 

 

 


The Tasmanian Devil

The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now
Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from
Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.
 

 

 

 

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