DIRTY RESTAURANTS The Danish authorities has a system, where Smiley indicates the health-quality of a restaurant or dining place. Some places are very-very dirty, and others can occationally do a mistake, which the restaurant corrects immediately. The list of healty and unhealty restaurants can be found on the internet (search for ``smiley"), and we have appreciated the daily newspaper BT's list, which we are bringing to you right here on this page. These are some of the worst 240 restaurants, out of a total of 22.479 restaurants in Denmark. For your convenience we are listing the WORST restaurants by the city-area. Newspaper BT says: ``AVOID THESE RESTAURANTS!! DIRTY RESTAURANTS" Minus 4 is the worst and the lowest catagory. Often repeatedly bad. Here we bring some of the dirty restaurants of the major tourist cities. Print it, and bring it with you on your excusion through the cities. Do remember that 400.000 Danes get sick from bad food each year. THIS IS THE LIST OF DIRTY RESTAURANTS COPENHAGEN (the capital city) Bellano Pizzeria Bingo Bar Buonasera Pizzeria Burskovs Tivoli (Pølsevogn) Cafe Bernhard Cafe Ketchup Cafe Risico Cafe Rytme Hans Cafe Wilders China Grill Dilan Pizza Frederiks Grande Grill Cafeteria Helges Pølser Herfølge Kro Hos Steen Dyrehavsbakken Il Gambero Rosso Indisk Restaurant Industrigrillen Jacob's Full House Karryhuset Kastrupfortet Kildebakkens Pizzaria Klai Dinner Kroghs Fiskerestaurant Langelinie Pavillionen Lebenese Grill Maria Snack Mørkhøj Grill Oliven, Restaurant & Bar Pastamania Pavillon Kafe Kopka Pavillion Vagabondos Pizzaria Regina Politistationen Amager Restaurant El Mirasol Restaurant Kanaljen Restaurant Da Marco Al Casaletto Shell Service Butik Statoil Servicecenter Steak House Ståls Pølsebod Tapas Bar ApS The Mexican Restaurant Vagabonden Pizza Vigerslev Kro Xzile Net.Play.Cafe Zanchin Sushi Zoo Bar Zum Biergarten Omer's Pizzabar HELSINGØR (the Hamlet city) Bøfgården Havnegrillen Restaurant Punjab AALBORG Akko Pizza Cafe Base Lounge Elika Pizza Flintstone Pizza Gaucho Jensens Bøfhus Le Basillilic Pizza House Va Bene Pizza AARHUS Restaurant XL Scandic Hotel Statistics by  Fødevaredirektoratet. Total: 22.479 restaurants, eating, and dining places in Denmark. Of these are approximately 16.958 good. Approximately 4.291 are fine, but have gotten a remark. Approximately 132 are sad and bad. Approximately 241 restaurants provide a DIRTY quality with health risks for you.

YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING Andorra=140.000 Euro Brazil=360 mill. Euro Germany=160 mill. Euro Greece=21.6 mill. Euro Russia=290 mill. Euro Australia=40 mill. Euro China=2.6 bill. Euro

Jolly Danes practising their humour. No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

A touch of Royal Sex? Visit Amalienborg

Royal Sex Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex. For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10. It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists. Sex with a royal touch.

Danish Humour The Danes are very humouristic. Here is a good joke: ``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?" (The joke is no longer).

CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines. The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards. Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther. Source: Encarta

The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system. Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.

Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system. The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws. Go to our management section to learn more about law.

The Tasmanian Devil The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down. The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves. Now Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania. Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.

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