PRACTICAL INFO IN COPENHAGEN (The country code for Denmark is +45). Need a doctor? Copenhagen Doctors at +45 3811 4000. Or, +45 3393 6300 (day)/ +45 3888 6041 (night). Need a chiropractor? Jacobsen, Wessung & Jørgensen: +45 3314 1718. Need a dentist? EMERGENCIES ONLY. Tandlægevagten, Oslo Plads 14, by Østerport Station, +45 3538 0251. Need a hospital? EMERGENCIES ONLY. Amager Hospital, +45 3234 3234. Bispebjerg Hospital, +45 3531 3531. Frederiksberg Hospital, +45 3816 3816. Need medicine/chemists? Steno Apotek, open 24 hours by Central Train Station, Vesterbrogade 6C. Sønderbro Apotek, open 24 hours near airport, Amagerbrogade 158. Need a babycitter? HH-Babysitting: +45 7020 8151. Need a bicycle? There are free bicycles for tourists. Available in city area only. Need a bank? Banks are open weekdays 9:30 AM to 4 PM. We recommend that you do NOT use ``X-change" or others due to high fees. Chose ``Foxtex" which is located at the Central Train Station. Need an international airport? Every hour 3 trains direct to the air-terminal from 3 stations in Copenhagen. Lost or found something? Airport: 32 32 32 60. Busses: 36131415. CPH police: 38745261. Lost credit cards? American Express: 800 100 21. Diners Club: 36 737373 EuroCard / MasterCard: www.mastercard.com Access Visa: www.visa.com Need tourist info? 70 22 24 42. www.visitcopenhagen.dk www.festkatalog.dk/tourist Need a taxi? 35 35 35 35. Need a water taxi? 32 96 49 64. Need a phonenumber in Denmark? Dial: 118 (english spoken) Need a phonenumber overseas? Dial: 113 (english spoken) Denmark-Sweden by bridge? Open 24 hours by car. Train connection from morning to midnight.

YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING Andorra=140.000 Euro Brazil=360 mill. Euro Germany=160 mill. Euro Greece=21.6 mill. Euro Russia=290 mill. Euro Australia=40 mill. Euro China=2.6 bill. Euro

Jolly Danes practising their humour. No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

A touch of Royal Sex? Visit Amalienborg

Royal Sex Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex. For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10. It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists. Sex with a royal touch.

Danish Humour The Danes are very humouristic. Here is a good joke: ``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?" (The joke is no longer).

CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines. The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards. Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther. Source: Encarta

The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system. Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.

Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system. The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws. Go to our management section to learn more about law.

The Tasmanian Devil The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down. The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves. Now Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania. Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.

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