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TOURIST NEWS LINE
- New column making Denmark interesting to you. A prince is trying
to coup the queen. Read more.
It is common for the
Queen, Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildur, and her royal subjects of the
press, to spit on i.e. the King of Sweden, and other regimes. The spitting
culminates early 2006 with the press spitting on the prophet Mohammed.
The heir to Mrs. Margrethe is Mr. Frederik. The heir to Frederik is
Christan Valdemar Henri John, baptized in January 2006 in Slotskirken.
You can visit Slotskirken situated right next to the pedestrian
street.
The new tourist attraction for the summer is: Meet the spitting Danes.
The Little Mermaid, an icon of Denmark, will soon be joined by another
sculpture at her waterfront of the Copenhagen Harbour. Who would dream of spitting on The
Little Mermaid?
However, her head has been chopped off several times. Actually she has
been vandalized 9 times.
A tourist walk
through the pedestrian street ends Kongens Nytorv by Nyhavn. On Kongens
Nytorv you will have a view of the old theater, opera, and ballet house, Det
Kongelige Teater.
The new tourist attraction is situated opposite, and is called Jyllands
Posten. It's a newspaper with no respect for others, than, of course,
people from Jylland. Jylland is the peninsular on top of Germany. People from Jylland feel themselves
superior to people from Copenhagen, and thus they call the island, at which
Copenhagen is situated, for ``the devil island".
Follow the footsteps
of Hans Christian Andersen. The writer talent Hans Christian
Andersen never got great publishing fees for his work, but his work could
certainly be used to milk money from people after his death ... in order
to please the tax-people of the following hundred of years. Hans
Christian is great income for Denmark, and he's more famous than any king or
queen.
Actually Hans lived a great part of his life by Nyhavn, and you may
follow his footsteps ... marked on the pavement in Copenhagen.
If you divert to a side-street of the pedestrian street, Strøget
and Hotel d'Angleterre, then you can take a peak upon Hovedvagtsgade
8 with the lawyers offices centered in the Danish version of a giant
Watergate scandal. The scandal includes blackmailing,
documentremovals, spitting judges representing the democratic
system, plus an interesting topic of a DNA profile, The Minister of
State, and much more. It's the most secret fairy-tale from the H.C.A.
country.
Fireworks attract
people. Tivoli have for years had a Danish firework expert
seeing to the midnight fireworks. But, this job is now put in the
hands of others - who do not know the bizarre wind-conditions in the
weather-turbulent area Denmark.
Thus, if you watch for long, you may maybe expect to see a giant Copenhagen firework. The mingling with authorities, who don't do
their job because they want to score money, had a certain effect in city Kolding. Kolding hit the news globally because of the
recent 24 hour firework explosions. This was a Guinness World Record. Kolding is a two hour train drive from Copenhagen - or, three hours by car.
World famed people
are often to be found as wax, i.e. at Madame Tussauds. No one has
portrayed the Minister of State with a wax-face ... except perhaps on
some banners seen on television. But if you wish to do a surprise visit
to Mr. Anders Fogh Rasmussen and shake hands with the man, who have
shaken hands with many celebrities, such as Mr. Bush, then visit The
Yellow House, Høje Bøge 9 by getting off the train at Skodsborg
Station, and take a stroll down a corner of the famed forest Dyrehaven.
Thereafter, catch the same train and go to Helsingør to
visit the castle made famous by Mr. Shakespeare in Hamlet -
``Something is rotten in Denmark". The comfortable train has a
one-dollar-coffee-machine, smoking saloon with drunk Swedes, and hostile
train-staff, which will charge you 100 dollars, if you haven't bought a
ticket by a non-existant-ticket-counter.
Read
more about the Danish Humour and the Free Press.
Castles bus-tours
takes you fast between a few castles, Hillerød,
Fredensborg, Helsingør. They are dull .... except if you are a
professor in yawn. Buy a postcard.
Instead, spend your money on buying the book, ``Janteloven",
and get a true vision of the liberal Danes, who respect the whole world,
and who get a self-pride by spitting upon other peoples traditions. Or,
buy the coming book, which maybe will be titled: ``The
Cartoon-drawers defense speech in The Court Of Teheran". The Danish
legal system has a wonderful exchange system with other countries, when
it comes to exchange criminals according to the Danish Law. The law works
sometimes, perhaps on even dates between certain hours, and disfunction
other days. You can visit the Supreme Court right next to The
State office and the Supreme Court, right by Slotskirken.
All these buildings are within the walking distance of The Pedestrian
Street, by turning at Storkespringvandet.
Oh,
Danish humour is great. Read.
Most Danes, and the
majority of people in the world, respect each other.
Ironically, a 2 dollar drawing pencil can create a lot of disturbance once
processed through the minds of a handful of disrespect able cartoon-
people, who simply wish to enhance their own income. Also, it can create
a lot of jobs worth billion of dollars, and a lot of loss of work for
innocent people.
Go to these five people at Jyllands Posten and meet the spitting
Danes on Kongens Nytorv. Spit on the door-step of these five
people, if you dislike them spitting on you. Or, meet the spitting Danes
at their office, or see how they lived in their homes in order to
generate such ideas of insulting other people.
In the democracy of Denmark, it is officially considered normal
procedure when authorities remove documents, fraud with court protocols,
etc.
Across the old canal, where the open-boats tourist cruise, you can see
the Minister of Cultural Affairs, who participated in the planning
of document removals, in order to create and start up the world crisis
with the Arabic world.
During the King Frederik's regime a system of people-vanishments were
established. Freedom of speech enabled the regime to find those
considered enemy of the state, and have them removed. The figure of
disappearances was about 200 persons a year.
Rigshospitalet was one of the institutions where ``things
happened". Take bus line 5, or 16 to pass Rigshospitalet, and go to Bispebjerg
Cemetary, where the hot oven was available for ``Christmas
Party".
While you are there, then visit the adorable Grundtvigs Church, which is constructed majesticly with
yellow bricks.
Billions of people,
including USA, do not approve of the five
persons, who publicly spit on other people and their religions. But now
you may visit Copenhagen, and see where it all happened.
There is a certain Royal
Humour in Denmark. The family clan who consider themselves
responsible for the area, so the Swedish King won't take the management,
is the Margrethe Thorhildur family. She is in charge of the order
(``Ordensherre") or the mess.
Document removals, court fraudery, blackmailing, etc., all leads to this
clan leader, who is closely assisted by Grand Cross (``Storkors")
owners placed statetically various places in the society. Mrs. Margrethes
two best assistants, Mr. Trampe and Mr. Haslund-Christensen, gets a cross
with a diamond. The rest gets without any diamond. A certain type of
people needs to feel approved by having such a cross, which they feel
gives them some esteem.
You can read more names from the organization structure of Mrs. Margrethe.
To understand the humour, do bear in mind, that the family is not
elected.
Mr. Red Socks. Her Majesty has a husband, and he
occasionally amuses the public by his ambitions. Bear in mind he is
non-elected by the public, which he says he represents, and bear in mind
he is imported to the marriage of Mrs. Margrethe who in her system is a
ruling queen, which rhetorically is called ``the king". Now, he
wants to claim the title ``king" (1980 - 2007), which in fact means
he is involved in a coup d'etate. Those types of coup's are often bloody,
because a present king sees the Throne threatened by a new king.
However, the most amuzing part is, though, that it does not require any
election to become a king. So he can - all by himself - settle down as a
king. What's the fuzz?
If he wishes to become a king with some ground/earth under his feet, not
above his feet, then he can perhaps settle down as a king of Elleora,
Læsø, Cahors, France, Greece. As elections are not required he could
become king of the island of Hveen, Bornholm, Funen. Or, he could pick Sweden, where there is lots of territorial room
for kings. A little ways to the West of coast, there is an oil-rig, which
is a kingdom with an Excellence, who somebody tried to kidnap some years
ago. He is in fact selling his kingdom for 100 million Euro, so
buyers can simply buy the place.
Also, if he does not wish to be on a physical territory, then he could
become a king of an administration system, like his wife. Surely there
has bound to be many people and young boys wanting to get close to his
power. Personally, I like His Personality myself, maybe because of
his humour, so I am sure he will get a lot of success.
Following the
insulting cartoon with Muhammed in Jyllands Posten (newspaper), a muslim
radio station conducted a radio contest, where the muslims could win
about 500 dollars for the best portray of The Danish King with a pigs
head.
The European region, Denmark, is known for pigs. I think the figure
is 4 pigs per person. Thus, the muslim advertising is a really friendly
gesture to create world attention to the export possibilites of Denmark. The export goal is of course to make
muslims aware of the possibility of pig-meat on the longer run. Thus, it
could be made possible to increase exports.
The boycot of Denmark, due to these drawings, has been summed
up to a damage of perhaps 60 million dollars. On the other hand, this is
just 1/2 a month of extra income for one of the richest families of Denmark. Or, the attention created fitted into
the marketing of Denmark on MTV, which then increased an
attention worth 60 million dollars.
The local
administration of the region Denmark is generally know for various types of
financial fraud. The head of this is of course the king - who is taxfree.
In order to finance taxfree kings the kings has organised an
administration, where the local authorities cheat hardworking people.
You can get more information on web-pages for Blæksprutten (Mrs.
Haaning), Dansk Erhverv (Director Katia Østergaard), Mr.
Høgild (KApleje), or Mr. Erik Fabrin.
Management companies are now considering the possibility of adopting this
blackmail structure to the region of Tasmania, which is an island on the other side of
the globe.
Want
to know, how to become a king in Europe? Read this.
Denne
side er startet i februar 2006 for at promote danske produkter, så
vi kan øge beskæftigelsen og give jobs til flere gode
mennesker.
Written, Narrated,
and Edited by The Worlds Best Consultant.
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