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New Visit Copenhagen on DVD coming soon.
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 VISIT COPENHAGEN INTRO
 Tourist Intro
 Visit Amalienborg Area
 
Visit Links
 
Visit Town Hall Square
 
Visit Pedestrian Street
 
Visit Restaurants & Shopping
 
Visit Dirty Restaurants
 
Visit the University Area
 
Visit New Harbour
 
Visit The Little Mermaid
 
Visit the Vikings and Castles
 
Visit Links
 
Visit Sights & Why
 
Visit Danish Humour
 
Visit Denmark
 
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Free Tourist Present
Yes, absolutely free greeting to your loved ones, kids, wife, work, etc.

E-mail it NOW, while you are in the moode. We have cleared the license and copyright for this classical musical piece (flute & guitar).
If you wish a vocal version then you will have to purchase it via iTUNES or other distributors, who accept credit card payments.

 

 

 

Are you a recording artist, stage performer, street performer?
Read more. Maybe we can do something for you ... free.
Also, if you are a flashing new talent. Everyone - globally - may win this international prize via the internet. Or if you know someone, who wishes to participate winning the prize.
www.Festkatalog.dk

 

 

 

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CMP RECORD COMPANY

Music Jingles
Alex Franci
Susan Singer
Dj Skipper
Baby O'Baby
Far Til Fire
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Comlines Recordings
Promotion
Sales & Distribution
Lyrics & Texts
Lyrics German
Lyrics Italiano
Lyrics English
Sales & Marketing
Listen: Dance ``Loving Safri Duo Spice".
Listen: Classical hit ``Ave Maria"
Listen: ``The Ghost At The Wedding"
Talent Scout


Watch the Wonderful Copenhagen videoclip.

OUR RECORD COMPANY NEEDS TALENT.
 

 

 

 

Read more about ``Conducting The Majestic End", ``Ave Maria", ``Turandot", ``Smutsteiner Spank", ``Loving Safri Duo Spice", ``Station - Love Is A Blind Thing", ``Helly's Song", ``Morninglight",
and the Elton John tune ``Funeral For A Friend".

 

 

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GUIDED TOURS OF COPENHAGEN AND NORTH ZEALAND

Copenhagen History Tours
Historical city walk in English: Saturday
10 AM.  Mobile phone: 28 49 44 35.

Boat Excursions
Two individual companies, starting from Nyhavn /
New Harbour. No reservation.

Guided Bus Tours
Tickets available at most hotels.

Limousine Service
Exclusive sightseeing. 70 26 06 01.

Exclusive Tours

Ghost Tour

City Sightseeing by bus
Original English double decker busses takes you through the central part of the city. No reservation required     .

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Please return to this page, as it is being renewed and developed.

 

 

 

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YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING

Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
 

 

 

 

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Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

 

 

 

A touch of Royal Sex?
Visit Amalienborg
 

 

 

 

 Royal Sex

Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex.

For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10.

It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
 

 

 

 

Danish Humour

The Danes are very humouristic.
Here is a good joke:

``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?"

(The joke is no longer).

 

 

 

 


CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines.

The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.

Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther.

Source: Encarta

 

 

 


The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about
Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
 

 

 

 


Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.

The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
 

 

 

 


The Tasmanian Devil

The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now
Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from
Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.
 

 

 

 

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