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FAMOUS DANES

Our Hall of Fame.

Supposedly you get into a conversation with some Danish people, i.e. at a bar or café in Nyhavn. Most tourists only manage to speak about the insulting of Muhammad, or the family at Amalienborg, but right now we list a bunch of names of some more famous and loved Danish personalities. Also see the Dogma Movie list belov.
Print the list, and ask to a few names. Learn about the Danes.

Bubber, TV entertainer started in a bath tub in 1990.
Bent Fabricius-Bjerre, music composer known for Alley Cat.
Michael Laudrup, intn. estimated soccer player.

Jens Brixtofte, a politician who drinks expensive wine on tax-payers account.
Kim Larsen, a pop-folk music composer meeting a wonder child and an angle.
ShuBiDua, pop music with funny Danish lyrics which cannot be translated.
Helena Christensen, a delicious good looking photo model dish.
Robert Hansen, an actor on cocaine.
Klaus Riskær, famous criminal.
Schumann, a circus family.

Jørgen Mylius, a radio speaker since 1960’s pop music.
Lykke May, a photo model.
Michael Ulvemann, spin-doctor known for the Muhammad insulting.
Tim Christensen, guitar composer and famed with TV series.

Johannes Langkilde, radio host.
Sidse Babett Knudsen,
Bo Madvig, TV journalist.
Jesper Skibby, bicycle hero, probably doped.
Johnny Hansen, pop icon with Danish lyrics.
Ghita Nørby, very famous actress since 1950’ies, 
Peter Vesth, folk song writer and performer.
Peter Tanev, TV weather reporter.

Kira Eggers, a sexy dish doing movies.
Dirch Passer, a comedian and phenomenon in many-many Danish film productions.
Niels Brinch, known on TV for crime coverage.
Simon Jul Jørgensen, comedian and actor with a Korean look.
Hans Christian Andersen, a fairy tale writer.
Lars Von Trier, a movie director of international fame and low budget.
Britta Schall Holberg, known for over 60 deaths.
Claus Ryskjær, a comedian mainly used in vaudeville.

Niels Bohr, a scientist knowing about black holes and time bending.
Jens Okking, an actor with a raw look.
David Owe, charming actor.
Kari Jørgensen, Hellerup doctor, and a hard core Blekingegade criminal.
Bent Otken, known police suspect for court protocol falsifications.

Mayianne Dinesen, reporten and promoting organised crime.
Margrethe Thorhildur, queen of organised crime.
Rødgrød med Fløde, a phrase you should learn to pronounce.
Niels Hansen, Amalienborg.
Bille August, a movie director of international fame and budgets.

August Schade, a horny old poet.
H.C. Ørsted, scientist discovering electro magnetism.
Søren Kirkegaard, world famous philosopher and writer.
Mærsk, absolute rich, founder of the Opera House.
Kurt Westergaard, intl. famed Muhammad cartoonist.
Prince Henri, known for his interest in boys.
Aqua, intl. famous pop group, name created by Niels Hansen, Amalienborg.
Laid Back, intl. famed music band.

Read more about Danish humour.

THE NEW ELITE
A new elite, which can assist the queens son, when he is to overtake the investigation of his parents behaviours, is taking shape. From Ceausescu to Margrethe Thorhildur. The names from the new supporter group, who will be assisting the police investigation in such matters as paedophile activity, financial fraud, etc.,  include:
Handwerk.
Otto Reedtz-Thott.

DOGMA / DOGME MOVIES
Denmark has managed to create names globally since The Pope (1993) blessed the Danish dogma and movie industry with such forefront directors as Lars von Trier.
The studio facilities are situated in Hvidovre, where probably the first hand held camera production took place during spring 1968. As the military discovered the talent, it willingly passed on its buildings in the neighbourhood, from where productions are coordinated.
Dogme95 certified movies from this area is such titles as: The Celebration, The Idiots, Mifune’s Last Song, The King Is Alive.

 

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YEARLY INCOME FOR A KING

Andorra=140.000 Euro
Brazil=360 mill. Euro
Germany=160 mill. Euro
Greece=21.6 mill. Euro
Russia=290 mill. Euro
Australia=40 mill. Euro
China=2.6 bill. Euro
 

 

 

 

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Jolly Danes practising their humour.
No - wait a minute. I think its a Swede and a Dane.

 

 

 


A touch of Royal Sex?
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 Royal Sex

Due to freedom of press the general public, and diplomates, knows about Amalienborg being the center for buy-sex.

For more information and direct telephone number Amalienborg can be contacted on (+45) 33 40 10 10.

It is probably the only European royal house with such a service to tourists.
Sex with a royal touch.
 

 

 

 

Danish Humour

The Danes are very humoristic.
Here is a good joke:

``Would you like to assist Rudy and the Prince in catching paedofiles?"

(The joke is no longer).

 

 

 

 


CARTOON is a humorous drawing often found in newspapers and magazines.

The first registered cartoon is an anonymous woodcut entitled ``The Other Side of the Swiss Game" from year 1499. It shows the pope, the Holy Roman Emperor, and the king of France and England playing cards.

Another woodcut from year 1521 is showing the Devil playing a pair of bagpipes, which are portraying the religious leader Martin Luther.

Source: Encarta

 

 

 


The Queen of the Margrethe Thorhildur regime has of course numerous assassins connected to the black-mailing system.
Return to this page and read about the dramatic death of one of ``the old boys". And read about Tasmania, and how Danes will charge money for the PR of the region.
 

 

 

 


Mrs. Margrethe Thorhildurs court system.

The judges does a fantastic job rediculing Her Majesty's signed laws.
Go to our management section to learn more about law.
 

 

 

 


The Tasmanian Devil

The Danish stasi system is still very effective. Neighbours are encouraged to turn in their neighbours to the queens police and authorities. It's a good method for a regime to hold people down.
The queen, who is taxfree, has authorized her royal subjects to select 27.000 families as objects for a spying, for an inspection, harassment and registering of all of their moves.
Now
Denmark is going to export this structure to Tasmania.
Return to this page and read more, and select 27.000 families from
Tasmania or Australia. Help Mary Donaldson spy on her subjects. Her Danish Humour will be endless.
 

 

 

 

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